This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Big Green Behemoth and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those diminutive lights are gonna be go wild faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna sleep through. Watch out for flyi